Why are you guys so grumpy?

Varies from day to day, to little coffee, to much coffee, fill in the blanks, bottom line we are old, what do you want from us, but remember we know hardware.

Do you guys really know hardware?

Well unless you want to go to a large chain store and have someone get confused with the difference between panty hose and a rubber hose then yes we do. All of our staff has years and years of hardware experience.

I am freaking out because this thingy that was connected to this other thingy is broken and I don’t know what to do to fix it. What do I do?

First off, come in off the ledge, take a deep breath and then walk, bike, or drive to Savage Hardware and we will get you sorted out. We are experts in this thingy and that thingy. We speak thingy fluently.

Hey I am a contractor and don’t like a lot of bs, this isn’t some touchy feely hardware store is it?

Savage can be anything you want it to be. If you want a lot of chest bumping, high fiving and deep grunts you got it and we can get you some great deals while you are at it.